I love you, Sarah

Gini has kindly allowed me to share what she has been writing me.  It's so hilarious that I thought it would be a fun for people to see.  So don't you think you should be snooping around in the US while I'm gone - I know it all!

Some of the highlights from the different updates -

• Reid officially broke it off with Laura. You already knew that.
• Dave and Mary are in NYC at his sister's wedding. Mary did not get a dress from Karen Millen.  Bummer.
• Max's date with ClimberChick went well.  He is proposing a walk around the Esplanade and dinner for Wednesday.  Michael thinks he should do the ICA or a gallery and dinner in the North End instead.  he then wants to do AcroYoga as a third date.  He's still sick as a dog though, so hopefully he'll get over that before he throws her up in the air in some crazy Acro position.
• Michael got sick and yelled at Max for choosing the first week of May for a climbing trip.  We then pointed out to him that he's not in climbing shape anyway, so it's a wash.
• We had snow today in Boston.
  Michael: Is it sticking up there?
  David James Jefferson: No, just bringing back traumatic memories.
• Jess and I hosted a hamantaschen making party for the Jewish festival of Purim.  It's basically an excuse to have brunch and make jam filled cookies.  It was fun!  But we were all sad you weren't there.  Because a party isn't a party without RoseMary . 
• A LOT of people went climbing last night.  We were so many at the Indo that we needed two tables!  Rich was there, and Leslie was there too!  And Keith and A1 and Max and Reid and Michael and Grant and Justina.  Where were you, missy??
  The best part of the night: Murph was top roping a route and he split his pants open at the crotch.  No big deal, right?  Right....except....Murph doesn't ever wear underwear.  So I got to stare up at his brain whilst he finished the route.  Then I ran and told everyone that he split his pants.  
• Max continues to be so very focused on climbing that he announced that he is busy every Saturday for the foreseeable future.  He has started hitting on everyone in sight (especially the skinny hot good climber redhead) at the gym. 
• Reid weighed himself and realized he is over 170lbs. Then he was impressed with himself for being able to climb and still be so fat. He has since stopped drinking beer.
• David Levin has decided to get back into leading. Last night he led a 5.7 and 5.8.  
• We are all very jealous that Glen is coming to see you.  
• Aaron Child has grown a mustache and now looks even more like a sleazy 70's pornstar.
• Michael went climbing twice in a week.  We all died of shock.

Sarah, thank you for being YOU! 

I'm going to bed people.  I don't even know why I'm still up.